Today I Googled World's Smallest Canine

Google, what is the world’s tiniest dog?

I know this a question that has been lingering in the back of everyone’s mind for quite sometime… well never fear I have done the research so you can put those inquiries to rest once and for all. Heaven Sent Brandy is the world’s ittiest dog. A trembling Chihuahua from Largo, Florida that is 6 inches long from nose to tail! You’re welcome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTEIdAyYkac for a really weird video/promo/I dont know what...

Today I Googled how to become a Notary.

Google, How does one become a notary?

FACT: You can become a notary for $16.95.

After filtering through tons of paperwork and government gibberish about the integrity of such a position, I found you can become a notary of public for an entire year for the low low price of $16.95. Fill out an application and mail it in with a check and a dream. Bada bing bada boom you got yourself a title!

Now we know!

Today I Googled Aardvark vs Anteaters

Google, are aardvarks and anteaters one in the same?

FACT: Aardvarks and anteaters are not a related species.

: O What? What? What???

Anteaters live in Central and South America while Aardvarks kick it in the grasslands of Africa. They have never even met yet, almost simultaneously, developed the same specialized diet and similar mechanism for eating. (This is known as convergent evolution). Anteaters have long bushy fur and live above the ground while aardvarks have short coarse fur and prefer to burrow underground (mmmyes.....). But even more interesting, an anteater is capable of killing a jaguar and aardvark is the first word in the English dictionary.